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B: _ Good evening, this is the six o’clock news. I’m Mr. Black.

P: _ WEEEEEEE, and I’m  Miss Pink, GOOD EVENING! (lots of noise!)

B: _ Ah, ah, ah! (laughing slow and  ironically) Ok, firstly we’d have the romantic story between a member of the Royal family and a famous pop star … Yeah! Very important!

P: _ OK, OK, OK, and after that the Prime Minister has been admitted to hospital after a minor heart attack!

B: _ Is that funny?! …  Well, a TV celebrity has been caught shoplifting in Harrods.

P: _ OH, MY GOOOOOD!, 400 employees at the BBC have been made redundant.

B: _ Why aren’t you fired? … Now what about international news. The Mona Lisa has been stolen from the Louvre in Paris … At last!!!

P: _ Next, we’d have two top supermodels who have been arrested in Bangkok/Tailand, and charged with drugs-smuggling.

B: _ Yes, of course darling, Bangkok is in Tailand, duh!!! Still in Asia, the Japanese Prime Minister has been assassinated.

P: _ WOW, a new type of AIDS virus is spreading like wilfire throughout California (screaming loudly)

B: _ Following the emotion, an explosion has been reported from a nuclear power station in the Ukraine … after Chernobyl once more!

P: _ And now the SPOOORT NEWWSS, the next winter Olympics games is to be held in Sweden.

        … AND, And, and …

ENGLAND HAVE BEEN BEATEN BY ICELAND IN THEIR FIRST QUALIFYING MATCH FOR THE NEXT WORLD CUP … UUUUUUU!

                                     (10 minutes of intense Silence)

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B: _ Finally, we’de have a beautiful moment, a giant panda has been born at London Zoo.

See you tomorrow at  the same time.

P: _ See youuuu!