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Presenter: _ James! JAAAAMES!

James: _ Yes.

Presenter: _ Come here a second!

James: _ Just a moment.

Presenter: _ HURRY JAMES! SHE can't wait and SHE's absolutely angry.

James: _ What's happen?

Presenter: _ Come here and shut up!

James: _ I'm here. What's happening?

Presenter: _ Did I tell you to call someone to help all these people?

James: _ Yes.

Presenter: _ Annd!!!

James: _ And what?

Presenter: _ (humpf) James!

James: _ Yes.

Presenter: _ Can you tell me how many people are really watching HER Concert?

James: _ My God!!! What's happen to  all the people?

Presenter: _ Look on the floor.

James: _ OHHH, MY GOOOD!!! What's happen to all these people? They fell like sheet of paper

Presenter: _ Do you understand now why SHE's furious like a Dragon? Where is the help James?

James: _ The help?!

Presenter: _ Grrrrrrr! The ASSISTANCE James, The ASSISTANCE!!!

James: _ Oh ... sorry, I forgot.

Presenter: _ YOU WHAAATTTT?

James: _ I forgot to call ....sorry.

Presenter: _ YOU SORRY, YOU SORRY. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THAT SHE GONNA TO DO WITH YOU? RUN NOW , MY STUPID, SHE WILL COOK YOU LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

                                                                                                                                             Brama

Is typical. Definitely SHE doesn't want to leave us when we intend or decide ...and why??!!

 'cause SHEEEE decides and SHE comes to stay, not to go.

And theeeere SHE is again, The Top of the tops, The Queen of the Queens, The Celebrity of the celebrities, The Lady of the ladies, The Diva of the divas, The Star of the stars, The Sugar of the sugars, our Light ...  Ladies and Gentlemen , please welcome back again .... MADONNA!!!

Please Ladies and Gentle, stay calm, don't leave your places and don't cry, ok ...

(James call someone to help this lady, urgently!!!)

...

Querem fazer o favor de estender a PORCARIA do tapete vermelho!!!

Aqui tenemos un urgente problema tecnico, logistico, artistico ...lo que sea.

Es queeee.... no hay espacio suficiente para crear un Espacio para Ella ...

?Como reducirla a un espacio de un post?

?Por donde empezar?

?Como traducir en un conjunto de palabras todo un trabajo de la Reina del Pop, que aún, os aseguro, no ha terminado, ni tampoco terminará tan temprano?

Bueno ... vamos a poner algo d'Ella, algo, lo que sea ... todo es muy bueno. Producto de confianza ... si, si, si, si ... Ella es de confianza.

Os dejo con, con ... algo sencillo, una performance primaria que cada uno de nosotros tranquilamente puede intentar en casa, sin riesgos de provocar algun daño.

No lloren, no griten, poneros tranquilos y  reciban con Aplausos la Reina del Pop, Miss Madonna

Estendam o tapete vermelho PORRA!